So on Saturday Night i headed out to SuperCrawl, on what was going to be quite the adventurous night...
So once i finished the last blog, i realised we were all meeting up soon, so i need to hurry up and find clothes so i could GTFO the door. So i was like ill dress up nice (i never dress up nice) so i was looking at my sweater dresses and leggings, and everything i tried i wasn't happy in, it just wasn't me (my first day to class i wore black skinny jeans and S my roomy says "wow it must be a special occasion your not wearing your yoga pants, you even wear them when your going out") Finally i said fuck it, why go "dressy" when that isn't really me, so yoga pants, black t shirt, and thin volcom zip up sweater, ahhh comfort...
Met up with Ja and we headed down to meet L at Jackson Square, from there we headed through the crowd. The art was amazing!! I was loving so of the amazing crafts people came up with, and the all the sustainable products. Then we hit bar 1, then bar 2, then back to bar 1, look at some more art, then watch kanon perform... Im not for sure who he is, i just know he is the singer of white flag, and my girlfriend Sal's brother in law. Either way Ja was in love and i had to pull her away... Off to bar 3 Absinthe... Ok this was originally Fever when i was in college so i still assumed it was a gangster bar/ club so i was a little hesitant, then to find out that this was a hipster bar... if you don't know what a hipster is please watch this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbTI7eWaQbk
While at the bar, we noticed a giant guy to girl ratio... and then L points out "hey do you think we look like lesbians because we are sitting over here?" my normal response "Nope (then i placed my hand on her boob and said) now we do"
We tried another bar, to which u had to go down through the basement to get to the patio, needles to say the only beer they served was Pabst blue ribbon beer, and wine, from fancy glasses. Then i looked around, fucking grandpa hats, ok i needed out, it was a patio of 25 seats and about 60 people, 40 of which we were the old man hats, and shades at 11pm time to back the fuck up and get out of this hipster shit...
After some time there we decided to move back to bar 2, the karaoke bar... Ja wanted to sing, but no fucking way you could get me up there. Ok Ive done Karaoke now like twice, but both times i was drunk, and for some reason enjoy singing barenaked ladies If i had a million dollars And Spice Girls any spice girls.
Ran into N from another location, and she was hustling drinks, i don't know how people do that. I feel bad, i don't like it when guys offer to buy me drinks. Maybe I'm weird for saying that, but i am a generally shy person at times, in big group settings or i I'm around people i don't know. Once i know you, or around people I'm comfortable with I'm the obnoxious one... not overly obnoxious.
We spent most of the time out on the patio (needless to say since i was only wearing i thin sweater, this morning Ive got a sore throat like a bitch, and my cheeks are sore... yay sinus's! actually Fuck sinus's)
Outside is where we met a couple of unusual charcters, like the guy who told us he was 40, and then said if we had pot we could smoke from his sheep pipe. I needed to see this pipe, seriously you have to put your mouth to the sheeps ass and light the back. Thats some fucked up shit there, who wants to smoke pot out of a sheeps ass? Then he starts bragging that he is taking home two lesbians, and trust me those lesbians didnt look interested in him at all. In the show how i met your mother there is an episode called the inn keeper, it is a person who is too drunk to make it home, so goes home with someone who lives close to the bar, and passes out, thus making them an inn keeper. The one lesbian seemed pretty drunk, and i have a feeling that he was going to get inn keepered, that and he was bragging like he was going to get some threesome, power to him if he did, but i highly doubt it. Turns out he showed his license to Ja, hes only like 34, i dont know why people lie about age, but whatever.
Next we meet Ja's little BF, lol, he was 21 i believe and was totally wanted Miss Ja. He was pretty geeky, but was clearly a nice guy, and just a little too young for Ja. He got kicked out for not having proper ID.
Then we come to the trio. 2 guys who i really couldnt tell apart since they were dressed so similar, and then the Robert Pattinson look alike (23). These too were young ins. As last call happened, L comes out with 3 beers and says "I dont know what you fuckers are drinking but last call has been called, and these are mine."
Robert Pattinson guy totally had the personality i like, but not the looks, like he was a cutie, but im not all into the cutie little boy look, Give me some older guys that are sexy like Norman Reedus, or Sean Patrick Flannery, or Charlie Hunnam. We went back to an afterparty at their place, which consisted of their girl roomates and them smoking pot, and watching step brothers. Dont get me wrong step brothers is hilarious, but i could totally see the childish attitudes from this generation, and it was so weirding me out. So L and I GTFO'd out of there.
Man, L didnt recover or wake up till the late evening, Ja came in later to work with a hangover, and I woke up from being called in early got to work, and was fine.. GO ME! i just could have used some coffee!
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