for example constantly i harras Je because she hates Spiders, and bugs so ill send her pics, and put bugs and shit on her desk. She loves piggies, so ill ruin bacon for her...
Well charlotte knows how i feel about dolls, especially ones that talk... nothing is creepier than a fucking doll that talks, oh wait ya there is how about a fucking pair of twin dolls who converse with each other... when they get started it really creeps me out, charlotte knows this... so like a month again she chased me all over the house with them... i will litteraly run, jump and push anyone out of my way when it comes to creepy doll things... (dont even get me started on my friends bat like creature the is like 2 feet tall, has sharp teeth, and i sware fucking stares through my soul... one time i tried to play a prank of some friends so i had to move him, i screamed and ran with him... ya i hate them)
Last night about 7pm, i receive a call from Charlotte "Hey auntie Corrine! i wanted to know if you wanted to come to my party" me"Oh ya what party are you having??" then she starts to laugh... then i hear it, the damn dolls, the twins "Can we have a hug" OH FUCK NO, SHE DIDNT JUST CALL ME UP TO DO THIS .... She then proceeds to laugh and then hang up on me... Im like seriously at 5, AT FUCKING 5 YEARS OLD YOU ARE THAT SADISTIC.... im not even mad, im impressed... clearly she has been hanging out with me too much, and my quirkiness is rubbing off on her.
She came with my parents to pick me up the other week when i was sick from work.. I asked her why she was wearing a mask... her response "incase your turning into a zombie, i dont want to become one"
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